In a comedic English fandub of an anime classroom scene, high school students and an offscreen speaker trade vulgar insults regarding unemployment, Internet

00:01 Unseen speaker: Hey Kona-Kona, why do you keep on telling me to get a job? 00:05 Tsukasa: Uh, it's because you're fucking Satan himself. 00:08 Unseen speaker: Haha, really? 00:10 Tsukasa: Well, I think you should start treating me better from now on, Kona-Kona, you... 00:15 [On-screen text: Employment / Job Application] 00:15 Konata: Oh, why would I do that? Look at you, you don't even have a job. 00:19 Unseen speaker: Oh, shut up, Kona-Kona. Even if I did get a job, you would still complain. I mean, look at you right now. 00:25 Tsukasa: Well, at least Treasure has a job, unlike you. And you live in your mother's basement. 00:30 Konata: At least I don't drink vodka for breakfast. 00:32 Tsukasa: I don't even drink vodka! 00:34 Unseen speaker: Well, I hate when you and Treasure always talk. Go drink your vodka, bitch. 00:38 Konata: No. 00:40 Konata: Ugh, what the fuck is this going on right now? 00:45 Konata: Geez, how the fuck can I not eat this thing? It's just a chocolate cornet. God. 00:51 Konata: Ugh, this is bullshit. 00:53 Miyuki: Um, you mean to tell me that you're this brainrotted that you don't even know how to eat a chocolate cornet? My gosh, that's horrible. 01:01 Unseen speaker: Oh, fuck you, Nuya. 01:03 [On-screen text: Milk 200] 01:03 Konata: Nom, nom, nom... ah. 01:05 Unseen speaker: My bad. I was doomscrolling, if you didn't know, Nuya. 01:09 Miyuki: Uh, that's fine. I sometimes scroll on TikTok too. 01:12 Konata: Oh, I see. So you're just as brainrotted as me, huh? 01:15 Miyuki: How do I even explain this? Even a brainrotted person could actually figure out how to eat a chocolate cornet, and somehow you don't know how to even eat one? That's just stupid. I mean, come on. You should know already how to eat food. It's so basic. I don't get it. At least be able to eat it. 01:34 Unseen speaker: Really, Nuya? It's no wonder why you don't have a job, Lucky Star editor. You literally can't even eat a chocolate cornet. That's pathetic. I still don't wonder why you guys don't ask me the questions. I'm literally better than ChatGPT and Google combined. I'm the best. 01:47 Tsukasa: Not really, look at my search history. 01:49 Unseen speaker: Yeah, if I used you, you would be traumatized, Nuya. I mean, look at my search history. 01:54 Miyuki: I guess you could say you're better at accessing porn sites than you are at eating a chocolate cornet, which is really stupid. Hehe. Uh, I guess... I guess you could say Kona-Kona was right. 02:07 Unseen speaker: What did you say, bitch? 02:10 Konata: Please don't call me out. 02:12 Tsukasa: Any of you know where Treasure was? I mean, I was looking for her, but she got lost. And I keep on trying to collab with her, you know? 02:22 Unseen speaker: Ah, Treasure's a bitch for leaving me behind right now. 02:25 Tsukasa: Well, she did collab with Nuya, and she's gonna collab with me as well. 02:30 Unseen speaker: Well, you guys are the worst. I hate you too. 02:31 Tsukasa: Well, I didn't ask for your opinion, you fucking devil. Why don't you go back to your stupid hell? 02:35 Miyuki: Is he really a devil? 02:37 Tsukasa: Of course he is. He's a rapist, he's a pervert, and he's a devil. Matter of fact, he's a fucking racist too. 02:44 Konata: I hate you.