A humorous anecdote about furnishing a Rublyovka house for Mike Tyson

00:00 Man: It's totally crazy, bro. 00:02 Cameraman: What? 00:02 Man: What, fuck... Remember last time, damn it, in Texas, fuck, they got into a fight with the Thais, damn it? 00:07 Cameraman: Yeah, yeah. 00:08 Man: Total madness, damn it. Just now, fuck, Mike called me, damn it. Well, they filed a police report against him, fuck. 00:15 Cameraman: The Thais? 00:16 Man: The Thais, damn it! 00:16 Cameraman: Holy shit... 00:17 Man: Basically, they gave him a choice, damn it, you know? They're all beaten up over there, fuck, some in the hospital, whatever... 00:22 Cameraman: Well of course, with his punch, you know it yourself, fuck. 00:24 Man: Exactly! So basically, they told him: either get deported, fuck, run to Russia, you know? Or... 00:30 Man: ...that's it, we're locking you up, damn it. 00:31 Cameraman: Uh-huh. 00:31 Man: Total madness. So what, he bought a house on Rublyovka now, damn it. He calls me, fuck: "Artur, help me out, damn it. I have nobody there in Russia, fuck..." 00:39 Cameraman: Except you, right? 00:40 Man: Yeah! He says, "Damn, I need people. The walls are bare concrete, damn it, there's nothing..." 00:44 Cameraman: An empty house. 00:45 Man: "The house is completely empty and brand new, damn it." I say, "What do you need?" He says, "I need furniture, damn it, so I can just arrive, move in, and live, fuck." 00:51 Cameraman: Uh-huh. 00:52 Man: I tell him, "Bro, you've come to the right place." I say, "I don't just know these people, fuck, I personally know the head of this company, you get it? 'Dorofeyev Kitchens'." 01:03 Cameraman: Yeah. 01:04 Man: They do full custom built-in furniture, fuck, kitchens, well, basically everything completely. 01:10 Man: He wires me the money, I meet with them directly, and I say, "Here's the deal." We agree on the deadlines and everything. That's it. 01:17 Man: And can you imagine? They went and finished it ahead of schedule! 01:21 Cameraman: Even earlier than agreed? 01:22 Man: Earlier, damn it! I call him, I say, "Mike, everything's ready, move in!" He goes, "Are you kidding me?" I say, "Yes! I'm telling you, yes, these guys do conscientious work, damn it!" 01:31 Man: Mike is thrilled. I sent him photos and everything, damn it. 01:35 Cameraman: Damn, great guys, fuck.